Buying for a smoker is easy to get wrong. Grinders and trays pile up; everybody already has three. What actually gets worn and appreciated? Something funny they can put on and show off. So here’s a gift guide built around that — all under $40, all things people actually keep.

For the friend who’s always the loudest

Get them the Roll or Bong tie-dye tee. It’s a statement piece, it photographs well, and it matches their whole personality. Loud shirt for a loud friend.

For the one who’s cold all the time

An embroidered beanie beats a t-shirt nine months of the year in most of the country. Ours are stitched, not printed, so the design doesn’t crack or peel. The 420 Every Day beanie is the safe, always-right pick.

For the low-key one

Not everyone wants a billboard. The Don’t Stress Manifest tee gives them the vibe without the volume. Easy yes.

For the partner with big-bootie-girl energy

Self-explanatory, and a reliable laugh: Nothing Better Than A Big Bootie Girl.

For the one who appreciates a clever line

Momma Said Don’t Forget Your Greens — the gift that works on two levels and makes you look thoughtful.

Why these work as gifts

  • Under $40, so you can grab two without thinking about it.
  • S–XXL, unisex, so sizing is forgiving — the hardest part of gifting clothes.
  • Funny first. A gift that gets a laugh gets remembered.

Need it to land for a birthday, a holiday, or just because? Browse everything here and pick the one that sounds the most like them.